This I believe

I believe that people on welfare should be tested for drugs.
I believe religion is a fraud and a men created myth.
I believe in Santa Clause.
I believe that 2012 is not going to happen.
I believe all my children are beautiful.
I believe that orange and green looks the best together.
I believe my beard is hot.
I believe in sitting down while peeing.
I believe I was just kidding about the sitting down while peeing.
I believe that all sports but MMA are for lames.
I believe that I am psychologically superior to all human beings.
I believe that George Bush would make a great job reference.
I believe that even Jessica Rabbit was just a cartoon, she was hot.
I believe I am going to die someday.
I believe that the cost of energy is way too high.
I believe that my daddy is the best.
I believe in myself and family.
I believe that time is your worst enemy.
I believe that OTC is the best school ever.
I believe that I am going to be successful someday.
I believe that I might be your boss someday.
I believe in discipline.
I believe in repetition.
I believe in loyalty.
I believe my kids are a little crazy.
I believe my fiancé is the hottest woman on planet earth.
I believe that ten minutes is too long for this assignment.
I believe that dry ice is a lot cheaper than buying fireworks.
I believe that four wheels are better than two.
I believe I am tougher than you.
I believe that lasagna is good.
I believe that broccoli makes me gasy.
I believe this assignment is almost over.
I believe I can fly.

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