Monday, July 18, 2011

Three minutes

Journal Blog Post

Things I can do in three minutes:
I can brush my teeth.
I can comb my hair.
I feed my dog in less than three minutes.
I can get dressed.
I can take a quick shower.
I can make Ramen noodles.
I can make coffee.
I can get in trouble in three minutes or less.
I can spend a whole lot of money.
I can check my e-mail.
I can make an important decision.
I can make three bowls of cereal for my children/
I can get really mad in three minutes or less.
I can make lunch in three minutes.
I can know if I like a person within the first three minutes.
I can try to listen to my fiancé for a maximum of three minutes.
I can go to sleep in three minutes after an exhausting day.
I can change my mind in three minutes.
I can dictate my families behavior in three minutes.
I can make my children cry in three minutes by telling them it is bedtime.
I can make my children laugh in three minutes by acting goofy.
I can turn off all lights in my house after the children leave them on all day in less than three minutes.
I know how to make my fiancé mad in three minutes.
I can make my fiancé love me again in three minutes.
I prefer to talk on the phone for less than three minutes
I can do a half ass job in picking up the mess in house in three minutes.
I can clean the kitchen in three minutes.
I can go from mean to lovable in three minutes.
I can change the oil in my truck in three minutes.
I can do a tire rotation in three minutes, or I think I can.
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